We had a wonderful time together.
A HUGE thankyou to the Grimes family for allowing us to have this oppurtunity.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Fun with friends
This past Saturday several families got to gether to do some horseback riding.
We had a wonderful time together.
A HUGE thankyou to the Grimes family for allowing us to have this oppurtunity.
We had a wonderful time together.
A HUGE thankyou to the Grimes family for allowing us to have this oppurtunity.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Saturday, May 15, 2010
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
A Funny
THE NEXT SURVIVORSERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and take either music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework,
complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
In addition,each man will have to budget enough money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to theEmergency Room.
He must also make cookies orcupcakes for a school function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside, and keeping it
presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished, and eyebrows groomed
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, backaches, headaches,
have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetingsand church, and find time at least once to spend
the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them,
brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:30 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know
all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size, doctor's name,
the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color,
middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear,
and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years,
eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you think will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think can handle it. Just don't send it back to me....I'm going to bed.
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and take either music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework,
complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
In addition,each man will have to budget enough money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to theEmergency Room.
He must also make cookies orcupcakes for a school function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside, and keeping it
presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished, and eyebrows groomed
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, backaches, headaches,
have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetingsand church, and find time at least once to spend
the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them,
brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:30 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know
all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size, doctor's name,
the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color,
middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear,
and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years,
eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you think will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think can handle it. Just don't send it back to me....I'm going to bed.
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Sayings
It's not what you think you are, but what you think, YOU ARE!!! Men don't cry...their eyeballs sweat.
Librals are frustated with what the Bible DOES say.....Legalists are frustrated with what the Bible DOESN'T say.
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